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« Reply #1290 on: March 14, 2010, 03:58:59 AM »

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Reminds me of a mistake someone I know made a while ago.
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« Reply #1291 on: March 14, 2010, 06:23:58 PM »

Only time I have every hit a woman is when I got hit in the nuts. Was a totally reflex hit too. I even apologised to her even when it was her fault.

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Oh yeah. One of the many rules of society: keep yourself at least a meter apart from another human if you're standing. You have more time to move back in case a leg or a fist comes your way.
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« Reply #1292 on: March 14, 2010, 07:03:00 PM »

Only time I have every hit a woman is when I got hit in the nuts. Was a totally reflex hit too. I even apologised to her even when it was her fault.

Does that make me a wuss?
Oh yeah. One of the many rules of society: keep yourself at least a meter apart from another human if you're standing. You have more time to move back in case a leg or a fist comes your way.
Indeed mr red.

I cant tell you how many times I have dodged punches or kicks just because of my positioning. I can also tell you that because I have been in the perfect position I have 2 knockout punches under my belt. As of right now I'm 4-2. 4 wins, 2 losses, those 2 losses were bad too, got my ass kicked once in high school, and another time my freshman year of college, I was super tanked. But the other 4 wins are def. nice.
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« Reply #1293 on: March 14, 2010, 09:24:56 PM »

what the hell is "super tanked" is that like sucker punched??
sounds like something you wouldsay when drunk... "yeah man i was super tanked (really drunk)"
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« Reply #1294 on: March 14, 2010, 10:28:18 PM »

"yeah man i was super tanked (really drunk)"
Correct.
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« Reply #1295 on: March 15, 2010, 08:37:14 AM »

FRANK THE TANK!
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« Reply #1296 on: March 18, 2010, 06:33:43 AM »

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« Reply #1297 on: March 19, 2010, 07:36:52 AM »

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« Reply #1298 on: March 21, 2010, 12:59:54 AM »

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This picture doesn't look very funny does it... except...

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When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated".

So that was what went up under the English version which barred lorries from a road near a supermarket.

"When they're proofing signs, they should really use someone who speaks Welsh," said journalist Dylan Iorwerth.
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« Reply #1299 on: March 21, 2010, 11:27:43 AM »

is that seriously what welsh looks like??? i knew they were strange but....
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« Reply #1300 on: March 21, 2010, 11:16:28 PM »

Yup... I had an auntie who lived in Wales (not in the Jonah sense lol) and when I went to visit her I was thankful that the road signs had english translations... this was in the age before satnavs too.

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« Reply #1301 on: March 22, 2010, 10:48:40 AM »

looks like the guy who wrote the sign was dyslexic
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« Reply #1302 on: March 22, 2010, 11:18:53 AM »

Alot of the welsh can't even speak welsh anyway. lol
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« Reply #1303 on: March 22, 2010, 02:03:31 PM »

looks like the guy who wrote the sign was dyslexic

I used to be dyslexic but I'm all left now.
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« Reply #1304 on: March 23, 2010, 07:02:44 PM »

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It's my excuse and I'm sticking to it... Wink
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