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Hells Highway Secret Weapons

I wonder where you stick the magazine on the PEW PEW PEW weapon hehe....

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"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite mousetrap Citadel!"




That's one thing that has always bothered me... they KNOW that the Citadel is a mousetrap now and STILL they live on the bloody thing.... I would be living in the furthest galaxy away from that point it was me...

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US bear takes short ride in car and leaves it wrecked

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^{Bear trapped inside car in Colorado 23.7.10 The interior of the Toyota was destroyed as the bear fought to get out}

A bear climbed into an empty car in the US state of Colorado, sounded the horn and sent the vehicle rolling down hill with the terrified animal still inside. The car's owner, 17-year-old Ben Story, took a snap of the panic-stricken bear as it demolished the inside of his vehicle in its bid to escape.

Police in Larkspur, near Denver, eventually freed the animal by opening the door from a distance using a rope. It is believed the bear was attracted by a sandwich left on the back seat.

Mr Story and his family were asleep when the bear opened the unlocked door of his 2008 Toyota Corolla in the early hours of the morning and climbed inside.

'Flashers on'

Mr Story's father, Ralph, said the bear must have hit the car's automatic transmission into neutral sending it rolling backwards 125ft (38m), off the driveway, down an embankment and into a thicket of trees.

"The four-way flashers were on. It's like he knew what was going on, and kept hitting the horn," he told Denver's 7News.

Once the car door closed behind the bear, it was trapped inside.

Ben Story said his car was wrecked.

"It [the bear] was a pretty good size, actually it was pretty big. If you look at the inside of the car, there's nothing left at all. You could see it moving around, it like took up the entire inside of the car."

The bear was last seen running into the woods.

Colorado wildlife expert Tyler Baskfield said bears often entered cars and houses in search of food.

"It happens all the time," he said. "They're very smart."

Question: Do Bears Shit In The Woods?
Answer: Not Always - They Also Shit Themselves While Nicking Toyotas.

"HONK IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!"

 

Can you just imagine the insurance claim?

"While I was asleep in my house a bear stole my car, drove it away and totalled it."

 

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No wonder American's can't spell right...

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Workers have misspelled the word school on a road approaching a high school in North Carolina in the United States.

Crews painted "shcool" on the approach road to Southern Guilford High School.

The road had been recently repaved and crews were working to mark out the school zones.

The company which was responsible said it had "made a mistake" and it would be fixed. A spokesperson said the paint was "interim paint" that is used before the final paint is applied.

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10936604

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(my bad i clicked preview and it showed the picture, now it shows)

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bu booowwwwwwwwwwww.

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Ed McMahon eh?

I don't think they allow coffins in McDonalds... Still, I think the cash claim is fair! Now where is my gold paint... hmmmmm....

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hammertime love making session haha

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French Pilots eh... Even the plane itself insults them when they land a bit short after going 100ft over the glideslope and then dropping below it.

ExTreMe LAndInG 2 - cat III LAnding!!!	Small | Large

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Plane Crash landing on highway	Small | Large

That old lady made me lol

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Punchbowl drunkard.	Small | Large

drunk guy...as observed by Lebanese teens in sydney.

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Err... how is that classed as "Funny?"

I wonder how many kids have realised that COD4's Pripyat level is actually based on a real nuke disaster area.

Mind you, part of my mind  when I heard of the Tsunami in Japan I thought "That's Poseidon's revenge for all those whales the Japanese killed for "scientific research"... Research on how many whales they can kill in a year.  But that doesn't take into account all the poor innocent kids that have been killed in Japan and the knock on effects of the earthquake... Quake, then Tsunami and then Nuclear Accident. That has got to be huge amounts of bad Karma coming back to bite them in the ass.

It's also got to be a kick in the gut for the Japanese considering that they are the only country in the world that has ever been attacked by nuclear weapons... I'm not a religious man but I am praying that those reactors don't melt down.

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oh shit that was a different link i was working with... not funny at all.
you must've known it was the wrong link from the description.
Fixed.

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Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

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