... well, according to American Pigeons they are...
Rock band the Kings of Leon have been forced to end a concert early after pigeons defecated on them from the rafters of a US venue.
The rockers abandoned the gig in St Louis after three songs when bass player Jared Followill was hit in the mouth and face by pigeon droppings.
Drummer Nathan Followill later apologised to fans via Twitter, saying "it was too unsanitary to continue".
Their publicist added the band found it hard to carry on after the incident.
"Jared was hit several times during the first two songs. On the third song, when he was hit in the cheek and some of it landed near his mouth, they couldn't deal [with it] any longer," said Amy Mendelsohn.
"It's not only disgusting - it's a toxic hazard. They really tried to hang in there."
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10758730Rock band Kings of Leon abandoned a US concert after just three songs because pigeons kept pooing on their heads.
The musicians managed to struggle through the first part of their set despite being repeatedly splatted - but the final straw came when the bass player Jared Followill was hit near the mouth by one especially large dropping.
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