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« on: March 24, 2011, 05:40:05 AM »

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But this multiplayer looks FREAKING AMAZING....

Portal 2 - Full Co-op Trailer
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 01:22:00 PM »

My pre-order of Portal 2 arrived today and so far. Bloody good game. The script is great and has me in hysterics, one of the characters is made awesome because the English accent suits it, and makes it in my opinion.

The puzzles, a few familiar ones from the first game just to get you started off. A number of new things to use to solve puzzles and do add a new dynamic to them. So far, really good game.
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 01:53:11 PM »

Just installing mine... I've been trying to write my book between 9am and 2am but I started late today. It seems you managed to get to play Portal 2 before me, biatch. Oh well, I just blew your legs off in the book heh. Well, actually I chopped them off with a gravity shear. Your character certainly has a potty mouth when you lose your legs.

At least you get to walk again by the start of book 2.
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 05:46:15 PM »

ARRRGGHHH!!!!

I've got into the Initiative and now I am totally lost! Game was great until now and this is just bull...
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 07:08:28 PM »

ARRRGGHHH!!!!

I've got into the Initiative and now I am totally lost! Game was great until now and this is just bull...

Look everywhere for answers, try everything even if it means dying, patience is key. I just finished the game. Though still need to play Co-op which has it's own campaign. I most likely would of played it much later, but today I had training for work which was only going for about three hours and in the morning, so that was lucky lol.

And I was wondering how the book was coming along.
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2011, 07:21:48 PM »

I'm really not digging the 60's test chambers. The story seems to have just gone byebye...

I'm now stuck after doing the blue gel and turned on the red gel and am outside some offices and a big lift which doesn't have any switches.

One thing that really pisses me about level designers... most of them do shit to make it look spectacular but would probably never be done in real life. Also a short jump is an impossible obstacle yet a 50ft jump is. Totally pisses me off.

We should have game engines that let you choose how to do a task rather than force you to do A.B.C. to complete it. I want to choose to do X.Y.L. or C.E.F. Give various tools and choose how you would complete it.

Portal 2 is a mix of awesome and VERY FRICKIN ANNOYING. Portal 1 was a great story. Portal 2 story seems to be flailing around like they made it up at the pub on a Friday night while pissed out of their skulls. What the hell happened to the ship? If it is a ship it must be a REALLY frickin big ship... with caves in it heh.

Maybe I'm just getting tired... I either want to get story stuff or do the puzzle rules. The wandering around with VERY limited options is pissing me off. If they had given the user about 4 different ways to complete a section then it would have been a lot better. As it is I've jumped this one section half a dozen times and I've got past it and then the game decides I'm dead, even though I'm on a catwalk. Must have gone where it didn't want me.

Oh yeah... and I want to meed Cave Johnson...

SO I CAN GIVE HIM A MOLTON LEAD SUPPOSITORY

God that guy really gets me riled up for some reason.


Edit: OH GOD... No wonder I was having problems... I was going the wrong way according to the walkthrough hehe. Thank god for YouTube.
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 11:19:53 PM »

Well it looks like I won't be able to finish Portal 2 because the bouncing platforming sections are soooooo damned hard for someone with nerve damage. If you don't get the thing exactly right you nudge part of the environment and stop dead... and then have to climb back up again to the launch spot before trying (and failing) again.

I hate platforming and yet Portal 1 had just enough in to make it fun... P2 is a lot harder for me... A LOT harder. Up until the blue bouncing stuff I was really enjoying it... then that arrived and it all went to shit.

I think this will be the year I stop playing any game that needs coordination because I just cannot do it. I've even started using the aimbot in FPS games which I said I would never do. It's why I don't play online now...
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 02:04:59 AM »

Picked up this game today, looking forward to playing it.  EB games was having a 50% trade in bonus on games so traded Black Ops in and used a $25 gift card so didn't have to pay anything to get it.  The Co-op mode is what I'm looking forward to most.
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2011, 03:59:56 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 01:37:04 AM »

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